Mar 09, 2020
The future of your face may once have seemed bleak. Wrinkles piled upon wrinkles and your friends and family despaired as your neglected skin sagged like a book peddler’s sack weighted down by unread sforim. But now, for a very low price, you can purchase your own bottle of Yiddish revitalization cream. Our handcrafted recipe is draws from the tears of hundreds of bubes nostalgically singing of their own yidishe mames and combines these traditional ingredients with the latest, freshest ingredients from the Yiddish revival. We’ve gathered the dust of disintegrating newsprint from the far reaches of the archive and infused them with ink from abandoned typewriters. We’ve captured the sweat that trickles off the brows of young klezmorim as they fiddle fiercely at the dawn of the 21st century. Apply Yiddish revitalization cream to your skin daily for maximum effectiveness. Against all odds, Yiddish is becoming a part of a new generation’s cultural corpus, and now it can regenerate your own body too.